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Posted by Janaru 
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Cliché Mosh Pit
1648 Wed 25 April 2012
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I was telling my brother a story about my sister and brother-in-laws experience watching Mel Gibson's version of Hamlet at the theater. Apparently, they were sitting behind two teenaged boys. About halfway through the film, one leaned over to the other and sayed, "Wow! This movie is full of clichés!"

We were laughing about this, and one thing led to another, as it usually does in our conversations, and we thought about taking famous quotes from Shakespeare and putting them together to create a whole new story. Yeah, we're weird like that. We're both medicated night-owls, so that's not even the worst thing we've ever thought of. tongue sticking out smiley

Anyhoo, I thought that might be an interesting thread....or not....we'll see I guess. Take any famous quotes (not necessarily Shakespeare), sayings, phrases and such...put them together with another and make it into something different.

The first one I thought if in our late night conversation was this one and seemed fitting for Shakespeare week.


Let slip the dogs of war!
Out damn Spot!


smiling smiley



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 1651 Apr 25 2012 by Janaru.
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1713 Wed 25 April 2012
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Call it Hamlet, The Great Dane.
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1716 Wed 25 April 2012
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And see if you can work in some references to the Olympic Games and the sinking of the Titanic. We're not hearing enough about these things from the BBC.
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1721 Wed 25 April 2012
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We'll work on that. Love the title! Nice! smoking smiley


This thread doesn't have to be Shakespeare ya' know.
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1727 Wed 25 April 2012
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Early To Bed, Early To Rise
Make Ye Merry Gentlemen winking smiley
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1730 Wed 25 April 2012
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I've been thinking that it happens every hundred years; bringing up the Titanic affair. I know that it was an horrific event, but I do think that there was somewhat of an overkill.

Escape From Alcatraz
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

. Ivor



The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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1801 Wed 25 April 2012
If music be the food of love
Yon Cassius hath a lean and hungry look

But should we not be telling a continuous story here, in which case I will follow Jan's with


> Early To Bed, Early To Rise
> Make Ye Merry
Gentlemen of England now abed
will arise now and go to Inisfree
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2107 Wed 25 April 2012
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And how the silence surged softly backward,
When the plunging hoofs were gone.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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2111 Wed 25 April 2012
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more -
Football's a game of two halves!
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2120 Wed 25 April 2012
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Our Revels now are ended -
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands!
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2123 Wed 25 April 2012
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio:
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy:
He always gave it 110%

(Not sure I'm getting the hang of this yet!)
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2220 Wed 25 April 2012
tepeethetroll Wrote:
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> And how the silence surged softly backward,
> When the plunging hoofs were gone.
>
> And what rough beast, its hour come round at
> last,
> Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

I'm a Gnu, how do you do
The gnicest piece of gnature in the zoo
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2225 Wed 25 April 2012
Please referee can we have a ruling! We seem to be playing different rules.

Has it all to be qotes or can we make our own up.? And should we eachstart afresh or should we pick up from another as I did above

Teepee: OK firs is Walter de la Mere - the Listeners, but I give up on the second - source please.
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2227 Wed 25 April 2012
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs and blaming it on you
You lack a true appreciation of the seriousness of the situation.
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2315 Wed 25 April 2012
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I don't know about the rules. All that I have noticed is that 'it says on the tin' "Cliché" and much of what has been used are Quotes. I suppose that it's understandable that Shakespeare should feature so prominently as It's the anniversary of his birth and death.

. Ivor



The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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0306 Thu 26 April 2012
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Hamlet is probably the most quoted of the plays. Try to go through a whole day and not hear a quotation from the depressed Dane. And I am reminded yet again I no longer have a copy of Branagh's interview on NPR (Fresh Air, I think it was) where he spent the entire hour talking about the play itself when he was supposed to be promoting the film he directed and starred in. What a Shakespeare enthusiast that man is.
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0703 Thu 26 April 2012
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You're gettin' the hang of it just fine, Mat. There's some great ones from all of you! I was laughin' anyway. smiling smiley It never ceases to amaze me how clever folks on this board are. smileys with beer

As for the rules I'm not too big on 'em myself. I think these things are more fun when they're sort of organic and do what they do.

I think if you stick with things that most folks have heard that'll work fine. Things like, but not limited to, sayings, quotes, song/movie/TV titles those types of things. And if a previous post inspires you to continue along that line, have at it! If not and you come up with a stand-alone that tickles you, well then do that too!

Biggest rule....have fun! smiling smiley





We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds
You Gotta Fight, Fight For Your Right, To Party!

winking smiley
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1219 Thu 26 April 2012
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Eye of newt, and toe of frog
Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
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1550 Thu 26 April 2012
Back to my trust Pocket Oxford Dictionary. A cliche is a "hackneyed literary phrase" and I think I heard somewhere that 50% of cliches in the English lanaguage come from the Bible or Shakespeare., I am suprised no one has picked up yet on the wealth of cliche that has come from modern jargon.

The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton]-
It isnt a level playing field.

and advertising:

The play's the thing
to make a drama out of a crisis.
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1555 Thu 26 April 2012
Janaru Wrote:
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> Eye of newt, and toe of frog
> Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
But is there honey still for tea?
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1616 Thu 26 April 2012
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> Eye of newt, and toe of frog
> Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
>But is there honey still for tea?

All politicians have their noses in the trough
Everybody's on the gravy train

. Ivor



The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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1709 Thu 26 April 2012
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For there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so
We've lost our moral compass, yet we're going around in circles
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1750 Thu 26 April 2012
IvorThirst Wrote:
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> > Eye of newt, and toe of frog
> > Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
> >But is there honey still for tea?
>
> All politicians have their noses in the trough
> Everybody's on the gravy train

Do'st thou think because thou are virtuous that there shall be no more cakes and ale?


(Well "Twelfth Night" is currently on R3)
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1806 Thu 26 April 2012
A viruous woman................ her price is above rubies
But
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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1948 Thu 26 April 2012
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Lady Penelope Wrote:
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> A viruous woman................ her price is
> above rubies
> But
> Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And Pearl's a singer

(not a cliche, but couldn't resist)
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1954 Thu 26 April 2012
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Time is a great healer
But you'll have to go privately
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2011 Thu 26 April 2012
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Teepee: OK firs is Walter de la Mere - the Listeners, but I give up on the second - source please.

"The Second Coming" by W B Yeates



How about:

"Now is the winter of our discontent......." (Dicky 3)

"Crisis - what crisis?" James Callaghan 1979 (or thereabouts)

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013 Apr 26 2012 by tepeethetroll.
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2019 Thu 26 April 2012
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... Made glorious summer by this sun of York.
Whew, what a scorcher!
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2025 Thu 26 April 2012
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"I love that smell of the emissions!" --Sarah Palin, at a motorcycle rally in Washington, D.C.,


"For the female of the species is more deadly than the male". Kipling

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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0720 Fri 27 April 2012
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Ha! All good! smiling smiley



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I Won't Do That.
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