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Cliché Mosh Pit

Posted by Janaru 
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becky sharp
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1718 Tue 01 May 2012 		avatar
"All right, Mr.DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"

"Here's looking at you kid"
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1727 Tue 01 May 2012
Duncan: What bloody (sic) man is that? He can report , as seemeth by his plight, of the revolt. (Macbeth 1.2)

Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy.
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tepeethetroll
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2012 Tue 01 May 2012 		avatar
Words uttered by Benjamin Guggenheim in the film "Titanic" after he has been offered a lifebelt:

"No, thank you. We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen. But, we would like a brandy."

From Countrywide Care Homes Brochure:

"Would you like ice with that?"

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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Matamore!
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2135 Tue 01 May 2012 		avatar
LOL! Oh, that's wicked!
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IvorThirst
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2209 Tue 01 May 2012 		avatar
Gabriel sits on the right hand of God
Left hand down a bit!

. Ivor



The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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Janaru
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
0350 Wed 02 May 2012 		avatar
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
0821 Wed 02 May 2012
Summoned by Bells

Mine's a double whisky.


(I have to admit not my own inspiration, I cribbed it from Ian Rankin and Rebus)
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
0824 Wed 02 May 2012
When eight bells toll

Just breathe into this bag, Sir.
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
0831 Wed 02 May 2012
The curfew tolled the knell of parting day (Gray's Elegy)

Too much information.
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tepeethetroll
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2052 Wed 02 May 2012 		avatar
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times............." Dickens (A Tale Of Two Cities)


"The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo." - Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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Janaru
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
0524 Thu 03 May 2012 		avatar
I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about , wanna talk about number one. Oh my me my.
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see.

You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you.
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1607 Thu 10 May 2012
"Water , Water all around and not a drop to drink"

"Drink to me only with thine eyes and I will pledge with mine
But leave a kiss within the cup , and I'll not ask for wine"



(Coleridge "The Ancient Mariner"
Ben Jonson "Celia!)
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Janaru
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1958 Thu 10 May 2012 		avatar
Plant a watermelon vine on my grave, let the juice soak through.
Drink to me drink to my health, ya' know I can't drink anymore.
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tepeethetroll
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2030 Thu 10 May 2012 		avatar
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail,..... - The Lobster Quadrille by Lewis Carroll


You MUST NOT exceed 70 mph (112 km/h)......... - Rule 261 of the highway code

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2133 Thu 10 May 2012
"My heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains my sense" (Keats - Ode to a Nightingale)

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach (advert)



PS Jan - you keep losing me- can you be an angel and quote your sourcesconfused smiley
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Janaru
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1642 Fri 11 May 2012 		avatar
Yikes! IF I can remember! The last two were song lyrics.
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Lady Penelope
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2138 Fri 11 May 2012
A Horse, A horse, my Kingdom for a Horse (Richard III)



Its quicker by rail (LNER poster)



Oh, no! Its NOT! (classic pantomime response )
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tepeethetroll
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2137 Wed 16 May 2012 		avatar
Lady Penelope Wrote:
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> A Horse, A horse, my Kingdom for a Horse (Richard III)

> Its quicker by rail (LNER poster)

> Oh, no! Its NOT! (classic pantomime response )

Alternative:

"Half a crown each way" - old time punter

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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Janaru
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2318 Wed 16 May 2012 		avatar
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey.
Candy is dandy, but liquor Is quicker.








(Lyrics of The Searchers - Sweets for My Sweet)
(Poem by Ogden Nash)
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1548 Thu 17 May 2012
Timeo Danoas et dona ferentes : Virgil (The Aeneid ) BC 19 - 29

Timeo Danoas et debita ferentes: Political comment AD 2012

Moral : Never look a gift horse in the mouth : Proverb


("I fear the Greeks and (even when) they bring gifts " was a warning given before they let the mysterious woodern horse into the gates of Troy and thus let out Greek soldiers who opened the gates and lead to the falll of Troy)
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
1836 Fri 18 May 2012
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin?

(Hamlet's soliloquy)

Illigitimae non corborndum (mock Latin amaphorism)

Stupid Boy (Capt Mainwaring)
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tepeethetroll
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2019 Fri 18 May 2012 		avatar
Inspired (in part) by Lady Pens' last post.....

When shall we three meet again.........." - opening line from Macbeth


"Sodomy nul cogni" - another Jack Latin schoolboyism

I'm NOT paranoid......thats just what THEY want you to think!!!
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Janaru
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2041 Fri 18 May 2012 		avatar
I said hello, Dolly. Well, hello, Dolly It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
You're lookin' swell, Dolly. I can tell, Dolly. Your still glowin', your still crowin', you're still goin' strong!

You had me at "Hello".







(Lyrics Hello Dolly)
(Quote from the movie "Jerry McGuire"winking smiley
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2200 Fri 18 May 2012
Janaru Wrote:
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> I said hello, Dolly. Well, hello, Dolly It's so
> nice to have you back where you belong.
> You're lookin' swell, Dolly. I can tell, Dolly.
> Your still glowin', your still crowin', you're
> still goin' strong!
>
> You had me at "Hello".


So its Hello from her and Goodbye Dolly Gray


(roughly from The Two Ronnies and popular WWI song)
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> (Lyrics Hello Dolly)
> (Quote from the movie "Jerry McGuire"winking smiley
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2211 Fri 18 May 2012
Will you, wont you, will you wont you, will you join the dance? (Lewis Carol) Alice in Wonderland

Barkis is willing (Dickens , David Copperfield)
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Lady Penelope
Re: Cliché Mosh Pit
2216 Fri 18 May 2012
What shall we do with a drunken sailor (sea shanty)

Reader, I married him (Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre)
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Janaru
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0617 Sat 19 May 2012 		avatar
Nice one, Pen! smiling smiley
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Janaru
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0628 Sat 19 May 2012 		avatar
Let's drink, let's drink from these joyous chalices that beauty so truly enhances.
And the brief moment will be happily inebriated with voluptuousness.
Let's drink for the ecstatic feeling that love arouses.
Because this all-powerful eye aims straight to the heart.
Let's drink, my love, and the love among the chalices will make the kisses warmer.

Whiskey river, take my mind. Don't let her memory torture me.
Whiskey river, don't run dry. You're all I've got, take care of me.




(Libiamo ne'lieti calici (Drinking Song) - Verdi's La traviata)
(Whiskey River - Willie Nelson)
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Lady Penelope
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1357 Mon 21 May 2012
'The glass of fashion and the mould of form' (Hamlet)

'The King is in the altogether'(Hans Christian Andersen)
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Lady Penelope
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1402 Mon 21 May 2012
'Upon this blasted heath you stop our way" (Third Witch, the Scottish Play)

"It was a wild and lonely place, ye ken!" (Private Frazer, Dad's Army)
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