Limericks, just add a line
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2339 Thu 05 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 0147 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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"Indeed and indeed" I'm sorry to say our intervention might be so construed ... (which is perhaps a promising line for a future quatrain or should that be quintain - woooops wandering out of me depth 
) Nevertheless, like you, am itching to pitch in! 
At least we'll be able to confer and compare after the event!
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 0219 May 06 2011 by Truthyness.
) Nevertheless, like you, am itching to pitch in! At least we'll be able to confer and compare after the event!
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 0219 May 06 2011 by Truthyness.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1535 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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Sheesh honies just coooooouldn't resist the temptation
When Ironeyes met Tru
There was a great to do
when one said "I will"
...it was a great thrill.......................................
> > >
> > > ...........................................
> > >
> > > .............................................
that turned 'em both crimson in hue.
(the clue is in the avatar!)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 1538 May 06 2011 by DummySucks.
When Ironeyes met Tru
There was a great to do
when one said "I will"
...it was a great thrill.......................................
> > >
> > > ...........................................
> > >
> > > .............................................
that turned 'em both crimson in hue.
(the clue is in the avatar!)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 1538 May 06 2011 by DummySucks.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1611 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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When Ironeyes met Tru
There was a great to do
when one said "I will"
...it was a great thrill.
Like Christopher Robin and Pooh!
. Ivor
The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
There was a great to do
when one said "I will"
...it was a great thrill.
Like Christopher Robin and Pooh!
. Ivor
The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1613 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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Discretion is the better part of valour
Some heroes feel it shows that you are yellah!
. Ivor
The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
Some heroes feel it shows that you are yellah!
. Ivor
The original and real cat with the swishy tail.
Accept no imitations.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2018 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2037 Fri 06 May 2011 |
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Why BOTH, dear Ion. Dear Ion, why both! ... which for some unknown reason brings this ditty to mind ...
Ironeyes Wrote:
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> At least we'll be able to confer and compare after
> the event!
> .....
> Ok Truthy, I'll show you mine, if ....e.t.c.
>
> For the time being, I intend to offer a number of
> third lines.
>
> Do you want to reveal all here, in public, or
> somewhere more...ahem.... private?
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2115 May 06 2011 by Truthyness.
Ironeyes Wrote:
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> At least we'll be able to confer and compare after
> the event!
> .....
> Ok Truthy, I'll show you mine, if ....e.t.c.
>
> For the time being, I intend to offer a number of
> third lines.
>
> Do you want to reveal all here, in public, or
> somewhere more...ahem.... private?
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2115 May 06 2011 by Truthyness.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1047 Sat 07 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 0024 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 0058 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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Ooops! Ion Dahls, think it might be considered infra dig to jump ship leaving an unfinished verse behind you! 
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 0853 Sun 08 May 2011 |
Oh Tru, you have put poor Ion between a rock and a hard place there.
This is the Adaline thread - if he does a complete limerick he will be ot, and if he adds more than one line someone will tell him off for being greedy!
This is the Adaline thread - if he does a complete limerick he will be ot, and if he adds more than one line someone will tell him off for being greedy!
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1125 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1149 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1458 Sun 08 May 2011 |
When Ironeyes met Tru
There was a great to do
While dining in Brussels
He showed off his muscles
Actually Ion I didnt mean anything in particular with the discretion is the better part of valour line, it just sprang to mind when considering that completing a limerick that includes two such august personalities should perhaps be approached with a modicum of caution
There was a great to do
While dining in Brussels
He showed off his muscles
Actually Ion I didnt mean anything in particular with the discretion is the better part of valour line, it just sprang to mind when considering that completing a limerick that includes two such august personalities should perhaps be approached with a modicum of caution
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 1840 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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Lady Penelope Wrote:
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> When Ironeyes met Tru
> There was a great to do
> While dining in Brussels
> He showed off his muscles
And Manneken peed in la rue.
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 1934 May 08 2011 by Truthyness.
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> When Ironeyes met Tru
> There was a great to do
> While dining in Brussels
> He showed off his muscles
And Manneken peed in la rue.
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 1934 May 08 2011 by Truthyness.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2346 Sun 08 May 2011 |
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'S common condition Penn, corrected by use of the "edit" key at the bottom of your message box. (see the # of times I edit mine)
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 0919 Mon 09 May 2011 |
Yes, I had noticed and wondered how you did it but thought it was a mod. thing! Didnt realise you could edit after sending.
Ok, just tested , now I have got it. Meanwhile anyone who dares can take their choice of lines.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 0921 May 09 2011 by Lady Penelope.
and wondered how you did it but thought it was a mod. thing! Didnt realise you could edit after sending.
Ok, just tested , now I have got it. Meanwhile anyone who dares can take their choice of lines.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 0921 May 09 2011 by Lady Penelope.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2000 Mon 09 May 2011 |
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2102 Mon 09 May 2011 |
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Thrilling though both they may be
To cast the pitch wider's my plea
Let's write of things new
Though mind now not blue!
Enough said of Tru and IE.
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
To cast the pitch wider's my plea
Let's write of things new
Though mind now not blue!
Enough said of Tru and IE.
A commitment to Mod'nAdminlyness: I understand that r-e-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e *i - s* f-u-t-i-l-e.
I shall not be starchy, nit pic, patronize, commit misandry, be economical with the facts or be a pedant, neither shall I whine. I shall endeavour to abstain from gratuitous point-scoring off the comments of other Mods or Administrators and also from engendering a culture of BLAME, remembering too to give the benefit of the doubt. Everything in my power will be done to achieve a modest post count & share my smileys, sources & avatars,
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Re: Limericks, just add a line 2034 Fri 20 May 2011 |
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